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Affiliation:Clan McGroin as Scratch N. Mcgroin, and now of the Family
First hit over 1000:> zeebert frosts Johnny Law with their Ice Scream! Johnny Law loses 1016 health.
My Big Brother, I wouldn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t cross him:J_TRANE
My School is:Lakeland
My Favorite Website:Urbaniacs!
My Favorite Class:Study Hall
My Favorite Food is:Steak
50,000th prop:naturedude00
My disposition:A true vigilante
I rock Urbaniacs from:Indiana, USA.
The deserving ruler of Urbanville:Goatfist!
Cutest Urbaniac and biggest flirter:Afro_Chic
I won the lottery:February 17, 2007
One of my Greater achievements:> zeebert\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Shwolf shredded MrAnderson for 8 damage. Shwolf also stole MrAnderson\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Burrito Maggo-Grande! > MrAnderson is down!
Arch nemesis:-EMPTY- For now...


"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." -Gallagher

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss." -Robert Heinlein

I am actually pro-cursing. I think it's good. I think we should teach kids to curse, so they don't use drugs. It doesn't rot your brain. It doesn't get you pregnant. It doesn't kill you, like tobacco.-Paul Begala

The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind.-H.L. Mencken

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.-Mignon McLaughlin

"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." -P.J. O'Rourke

I didn't arrive at my understanding of the fundamental laws of the universe through my rational mind.-Albert Einstein

Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.-Nikola Tesla

"The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people." -Karl Marx

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." -Thomas Edison

"It's smarter to be lucky than it is lucky to be smart."