I am sorry, but I am in fact an atheist.
Heroes are amazing. You may not be one unless I approve.
My Sucka is COMPLETELY legit. YOU MAY NOT HAVE HIM.
Yes, my Sucka JR is awesome, NO, you CANNOT have him.
WALL OF AWESOME!
1. Gagiti- The QUEEN OF PROPS!! Plus her Sucka Avi is my Sucka J.R.'s GirlFriend!
2. ManDude- THE KING OF PROPS!!
3. JuicyFruit- The Queen Of Vigilante's All Over The World. She's awesome, she hugs... SHE'S JUICYFRUIT!!!!!!
4. __kingz__- Let's just say this... HE ROCKS!!
5. Zoomer_McTraveller- ONE OF THE BEST URBS YOU WILL EVER MEET ON THIS SITE!
6. TunsaTheGreat- Talk about bringing the URB with some AWESOME POETRY!!
J.R. and ME!
Do NOT gram me asking to buy my body parts or anything on me!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?! Noone knows!
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer (man who wrote you can't this!).
Meet Fluffy J.R., named after my dad Jaybobba's Quasi Mojo Fluffy. You may now bask in J.R.'s and my glory. Ok now you may read the rest of this stuff in my lair before I sick J.R. on you.
I am currently buying ALL tp's to use on me and my sucka! Here are MY prices!
might +5- 150k-300k
health +5-450k-550k Prices are doubled for +10's and so on!
Also if you notice, I have equipped on me Fly WIngz Hammer Pants Urb-Jordans Dino Armed Armor a PINK BALOON, Thriller Jacket Man Beret, And my favorite... A LIGHTNINGESS OF AWESOME!! It shows that I alone am the chosen protecter of this universe and ANY OTHER! If you were to pull out a scanner from DBZ my power level would be 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 plus infinity, so mess with me you get dissed and an invite to a battle which is where I shall truly put the whoopdown to ya! I am ALSO the God Of Thunder and Lighning, A.K.A... Thor.
J.R. currently has a girlfriend... Yes I know its shocking, but even a Sucka as good lookin as him needs someone other than me to spend a little time with.
Avi, Gagiti's Sucka is currently his fav gal, and thus became his girfriend, it took him a LONG time to get up the couarge to ask her though.
See my Sucka? He has 710 might at the moment, no he's NOT duped, i just spent ALOT of time getting might tps for him. If you EVER EVER EVER EVER ask for him, I will come to your house in the middle of the night, cut off your limbs, have my Sucka suck you blood, till your just a husk of your former self, then I will cut you up into microspic pieces, then put you in my Raisin Bran I eat for breakfest. So don't EVER EVER EVER ask for my Sucka.
I have singled in a 1 on 1 battle: MANDUDE!!!! BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!!
JAY_RAWKER!!! BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!
ROKALOBO!!!! BAM BAM BAM!!!!!!
DON'T EVER TOUCH THE FACE! ITS MAH MONEY MAKER! SEE MY BEATIFULLY CRAFTED SMILE AND HEADBAND?!?!?!?!
See the bear? If you think a bear wuz harmed in the making of this crib... Let's just say this... Your gonna be up on the wall next to the moose thats coming soon in my crib if you tell anyone about this bear...
MEET MIKE MY YO-SQUITO, GEORGE MY DEADY BEAR, AND J.R. MY BELOVED SUCKA!!!
I WARN YOU, IF YOU EVER ASK FOR ANYTHING I HAS EQUIPPED, YOU WILL SUFFER A AGONIZING AND VERY LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH!!! SO NEVER EVER EVER EVER ASK FOR ANY OF MY STUFF!!
Your looking at the guy who thought of Britney Spears to be in celeb wedgie toss.
THX TO EUPHYLLIA FOR MY 4000 PROP!!!
THX TO GAGITI FOR MY 4500 PROP!!!
THX TO SUMEMRS FOR MY 5000 BIG DOG PROP!!!
THX TO GAGITI FOR MY 5500 PROP!!!
THX TO KING_FIGHTER FOR MY 6000 PROP!!
Now... Why were you here again? Oh! That's right.. SO I COULD DESTROY YOU WITH MY GUN!!!
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That's right, you just got owned with MY GUN!!
P.S. I love Luke Bryan's song Rain is A Good Thing!!