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BONJOUR

(Insert name here), Bienvenue a mon lair!

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Beap - Beat-Bot 2.0
Rainicorn - Binicorn
Novak - Flango
Crocky - Imperial Majestic Croaker
Sasha - Shwolf
Oxana - Urbo Gato
Boris - Wobbie Wobblehead
Iori - Grumpy Kitty

BONHUER

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life."
-John Lennon


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STORY TIME!!!! I Love this story


A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The
pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes".
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things in life. Your God, your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite
passions: things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else: the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."


When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in
a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of
coffee.

^_^

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The Love

Random messages from random urbs (Who would not be named...lol)


*YOU NOW HAVE 10,000 PROPS WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!
*crowd starts chanting*
GO DARK, GO DARK, GO DARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hehe congrats :P

*hehe
i got your 10,000th prop
heeeheee
good luck with exams/tests.

*Be prepared to be propped to 10,000 by me and manu :)

*I enjoyed reading your 3 tab nice insite.

*Like your life lessons

*Happy 2000 MUMMY!!!!!!!

*Hiya Brown-eyes :^)
I know it's waaaay too late, and that you probably already have a date, but on the off chance that you're free on the 28th, would you do me the honor of allowing me to stare into those big brown eyes on prom night?
*holds out a handful of daisy's that he just cut from his garden*
:^)

*Good job in the prop competition. I tried everything I could, but I couldn't catch you. You were too tough for me.

*I hope you win on the DM postion, you'd be awsome at the job!

*We Win!!!
And we dont have to share! High Five

*congratz on winning urb of the year! sorry am late but stupid weather keep on flooding everything.. well better late than never!

*Congratulations Oracle! You totally deserve it! I'm working on something for you, so hopefully you'll get your rewards by the end of the month! ^_^ I'll keep you posted. ;)

*mad props to urb of the year!

*CONGRATZ ORACLE U WON OF THE URBANIACS OF 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

*Hi Oracle!
By the way! you had my vote on Urbaniacs of the year :) Well No explanation need i just feel that you are the Best! :)

*dang oricle your good at drawing i cant even draw like that yet...

*Great pics! I didnt know you could draw that well!

*OMGOMG
your amazing at drawing
never realised they were yours
keep it up
<3

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

*"mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee."
I complained that i do not have enough time in a day and would love it if we had 48hour days. But that is not correct, thank you for posting that story. Somewhere deep down i know it changed the way i see life.
Thanks.

*a gift for being so darn cute :-)

*Good job in the prop competition. I tried everything I could, but I couldn't catch you. You were too tough for me.

*I like you! *hugz* You make me laugh :^)

*YOUR SUCH A GOOD DRAWER =O I LOVE YOUR ART WORK.. YOUR AMAZINGLY TALENTED
ps don't tell my fellow villains about this because this doesn't sound very villainishh

*Hi Dark,
nice going on your top score on Boombox! That's a pretty impressive score :)

*Wow, I love your work.Amazing photographs! specially the one with the snickers bar. Great Job.

*thanks for showing the love hitting me with a pan.. -.-

*nice avi
did you draw that new one too

*Seems like a lot of urbs liked my wall post about you, I have seen 3 others copy the exact words :)

*A BIG BIG HUG!!!!