Welcome to the "Deputy Mayor's Office", and yes, before you comment, I do realize this is a cubicle half filled with boxes from the overflowing supply closet. City Hall is a little cramped, Urbanville has been growing so much and City Hall is still the same size it's always been...
...we're working on that.
Anyway, I'm The_Legal_Eagle, Deputy Mayor of Urbanville (and the only lawyer in town, here's my card just in case...)
I'm in charge of handling Mayor_DaMan's day to day business, so if you've got a problem or a concern, let me know and I'll see what I can do to get it straightened out for you.
If you're new I've got a few tips...
1 - go to the lounge and post in the "new? need props?" thread. It'll help get you over 100 props so you can battle.
2 - Don't create new threads about props or urbos, it'll just end up hurting you in the long run.
3 - You don't have to spend all your urbo's right away! if you put them in the bank you'll get interest. I'm a firm believer in saving your urbos until you can purchase what you REALLY want, not settling for anything less.
4 - Don't get pressured into joining a group you don't really want to be a part of. Take your time and make sure it's the right choice because people who switch back and forth all the time end up worse off than those that stick to one group.
5 - Don't be afraid to ask for help!
Charged with a crime?
Interested in making money through the legal system?
Then you've reached the right Urbaniac!
The_Legal_Eagle and his crack team of legal professionals can manipulate the legal system to your benefit, regardless of moral or ethical considerations.
If you're an upper crust politician with a need to get something done behind the city council's back, or a simple hero tired of people persecuting you for how you choose to unwind after a hard day of heroic activity, then The_Legal_Eagle can make life easier on you.
Check out what some of his clients have to say about him...
"I still have a driver's license."
"My Oompa Loompa's will never try to unionize again after what The_Legal_Eagle did to them." -Soul_Corruptor
"I'm not one of his clients! He constantly says that and it's just not true!" -Mayor DaMan
"I wouldn't attempt to overthrow a multi-national criminal empire without him!" -CrimsonKing
So if you need legal representation in Urbanville, remember to call The_Legal_Eagle...
...after all, he's the only lawyer in town.