Presenting Mr Killer Piggy
What do u think about my story? survey results
8) Well it was good, but don't bother writing another - 3
7) Do you call that a story??? - 7
6) It's OK - 9
5) Stop wasting your time on writing! - 10
4) yeah it was good, keep doing more! - 12
3) Wow man totally funny!! - 17
2) Your story?? The story is from Mr Killer Piggy!! - 24
1) Oh man, was I supposed to read it?? - 47
47 in 129 persons did the survey about a story they haven't read, and they even got the nerves to admit it!!? At least you could have lied about!
24 in 129 persons don't understand that the story is from the writer not from the main character. Of course it is my story!!!
to the 17 in 129 persons: THANKS! I did enjoy writing it.
Oh you want to know Mr Killer Piggy?! (Waits for Mr Piggy to appear...)
Hum, maybe he hasn't heard. Mr Killer Piggy come here I want to present you to this person (waits a little more...) Well he is a little bit shy! (turns around and waves to Mr Piggy. Come on Killer u can do it, you're a fighter remember?!) Hum usually not this shy! Maybe there's something wrong. Wait a just a sec please. (Rabbit turns around and goes talk to Mr Piggy).
Come on Killer, is there something wrong? I know there's something, just tell me. What? You can't talk with this person looking!? It's ok I'll tell her to look the other side. (Walks back in front)
Hum, there's something wrong with him, but he is a little embaraced with your presence so if you could just turn back, it would help much. Ok thanks! (Gets back to Mr Piggy)
OK now you can talk. HUM? JEALOUS?? OF WHAT?? Ok ok, I'll calm down. Just tell me everything. You've heard about Kid Covert? What about it? Hum I see. You're afraid that I trade you for Kid Covert. U silly pig, I'm not trading you for a guy that I can't even see. You're my homey Killer, not trading you for the first new thing that comes around! (Hugs Mr Piggy and comes back in front.)
Ok you can turn around now, it's all settled. (whispers: It was nothing! Silly Pig!)
Ok I now have the pleasure to present the best sidekick in all urbanville! He may not fly, he may not have a ride, he may be lazy, but well I am too. He may not even talk but for fighting there's no other like him, so brave and always up to help me and my homeys kicking the bad guys. Here comes the one and only Mr Killer Piggy! (Mr Piggy comes in front and bows in a clumsy way. Rabbit whispers: Isn't he great?!!)
(an urbogram arrives) Hum looks like we have some work to do Killer. We'll see you around.