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Razorback

Junky To Funky
 

READ THIS BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING!

I'M BAAAACCCCKKKK.
thats right fellow urbs I have returned.
Miss me?
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I'M PART OF THE VAMPIRE CLAN AND I AM FAMILY, EVIL ELITE!
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First off my name has nothing to do with the Arkansas Razorbacks.
I own and play a Dean Dime Razorback bass.
NOW STOP URBOGRAMMING ME SAYING THAT THE RAZORBACKS SUCK!!
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Go to page 4 then finish reading this.
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THE GEAR IM WEARING IS NOT FOR SALE NEITHER ARE MY SIDEKICKS AND BODY PARTS. IF I DIDN'T WANT THE ITEM, I WOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT IT, NOR WOULD I BE WEARING IT, SO STOP ASKING ME TO SELL YOU MY STUFF, THOES PEOPLE WHO DO ASK WILL SEE A NICE BIG FAT DISS IN THEIR INBOX.
SO DONT CRY TO ME WHEN YOU DON'T READ THIS AND GET A DISS.
THIS IS YOUR WARNING!
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As for the origin of me being a super villian...well here it is.

When I received my Razorback bass who knew at that time it was cursed by the 13 priests of the dark arts, maybe the serial number reading 61636 was a clue, but at the time I didnt care.
In the liner of the case was a design that looked like some ancient writing, but backwards.
one night while playing my bass to beethovens fifth, a massive blackout happend. All of a sudden my amp started to glow and eerie red, and a thousand demons possesed my soul, and thus Razorback was born. this happend on the night of june 6 2006.
as for the design on the inside of the case, It was in fact an old and forgotten language that when held up to a mirror read "Play the fifth on triple six will release a thousand demons."
Had I known that the demons would take over my soul, I would have played Hall of the mountain king instead.
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sidekicks
Sucka - Lucifer.
Killdeath - Starscream.
Urbo Gato - Shadow Ninja Tiger.
Grub - Slimer.
Binicorn - Beethoven and Bach.
Balloon Giraffe - Carbon Monoxide.
lottery Gato - Fat Man Scoot.
Dragon Nass - Chim Chim short for chiminey.
McLovin - Dinner.
Urbowars Airbag - M.T. Bachs.
Quasi Mojo - Damian
Yo Dodo - Dodo
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HOMEY REQUESTS
I'll be your homey with no questions asked, but dissappear for extended periods of time and I will not think twice of making that list shorter.

homies

Right now I'd Like to give a shout out, and a big thanks to the following
(yes starting with the women and its in alphabetical order)
232alh, BigBadSista, BLACK_RAVEN_, cangurina, __Cat__, goddess_de_nocturne, jeefka, Kali_Maa, lil_miss_kesh, morpheus69, purple_leopard783, RIPA, s13silvia231, shugrl85, Stormie_Angel, summers, superdirty, SydneyAlice, Sykick, Whiskey,
the fellaz
bigdan, BroncoDbTj, BUDZYBOY, Bullzilla, Dersarend, DudeMan,Green_Goober05, gusgus40, HellPassport, Hesitate, iced, J_TRANE,jamey462, Jatt444, __kingz__, mad_coco, MosaicM, Muckquaiker, NEON_GREEN, NightBane, NightTiger, Obsidian_Death, rackman, Richmax, rockin_richard, Sacred_Apollyon, SilverFlame, Soul_Corruptor, Taker500, The_Blazing_Flame, The_Crimson_Bullet, The_Outlaw, true_nightmare, Tuggin_McGroin, Vegahorror, wolfkinght, Wreck1990, xrobertx, Yuyinator, Zoomer_McTraveller,

this is just a partal list if i forgot anyone gram me
thanks you guys and girls for making this one heck of a place to hang out, and for all the props.

Read this

I am as old as:Dirt
I rock Urbaniacs from:USA.
I eat pizza:Eating Style.
My Battle Cry is:Villains bring the pain!
My Idol is:Me
My music style ranges from:Hard rock to classical
I am a:Bass player
Huked on fonix:Werked fer mee
I am:Sarcastic
I stand by my friends:No matter their dispo
I am:The Devils Advocate

MY PRAISE TO ME PAGE

I made it on to juicyfruits gossip page and its the funniest thing i have read.

Yahoo!! Razorback offered to give me a ... shave LOL.. Isn't he sweet? He says he does arm puts and legs too O___o and ummm.. some other places LOL Hey, that man is smoooooth... I mean his razor lol..cant pass up a deal like that LOL Good bye wax machine..hello razorback! hehehe
over 5000 props thanks everyone

I WON THE LOTTERY 7-12-09, 9/19/08, 10/11/08, 11/20/2008

WALL OF HEROS ERR VILLAINS FOR
HEALTH 11/1/2008
DEFENCE 11/1/2008
DEFENCE 9/30/2008
MIGHT 10/1/2008
MOJO 10/1/2008

1000 props 10/5/2008 thanks Under_Wing
20000 props 5/17/2009 thanks chipmunk

666 health 10/10/08

Urb of the day 12/27/2008

VOM-IT 4/09

From Urbaniacs
To: Razorback Jun 21 2009 - 12:11 am

Congratulations! 905 was the highest
score anyone earned on Wedgie Toss 2 today,
2009-06-20 05:53:55. For your efforts you earned
100 points towards the Urbowars
for your disposition. You are truly a game champion!