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RIPA

Junky To Funky
 

Hello to all

I don't mind meeting new people, just don't like any BS from people that means keep it clean and friendly. If you want to get to know me, just send email. I like having conversations.

I am proud Member Of The Black Suit Squadron.

I created my villain because of a friend (he knows who he is) and I am here exploring the Cyber world of Urbaniacs.

Special Thanks to Razorback for 1,000 prop, Mr_X for my 5,000 prop, Under_Wing for my 10,000 prop, Jewel for my 15,000 prop, yay, kaniswind for my 20,000 and 25,000 prop who I will repay back for the props ;-]. Jewel for my 30,000 prop, Under_Wing for my 35,000 prop, Montgomery for my 40,000 prop, ThunderBlitzkrieg for my 45,000 and 50,000 props and goofyspouse for my 55,000 prop. I do Thank everyone who has ever prop me, I really appreciate it, you are the best. I will continue giving props back.

My little sister is FuzzyS21. She is playing on urbanicas because of her big sister. She is villain and trying to get the hang of things. So play nice because she is only a little girl.

My mom is wondering_mind. She is a Vigilante, she is pretty cool but doesn't come on as often as I do. The women does have crazy kids to take care of and the hubby. So be respectful because that is what mom's deserve.

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About
Ms. RIPA
I have gotten sidetrack from being the Hero I could be. So a Villain I am.
I can be nice by giving you candy but I do bite for pleasure so don't cross me.
I Live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
"Oh S H I T....she's awake!!!"

Well I enjoy my late night walks while watching my Beautiful City and hearing the cars pass by. I do run over fools who cross the street when they know very well it is a green light. Just know if you ever cut me off, I do wish you diarrhea or to be stuck in the DMV for two hours while little annoying child makes faces at you while poking your leg.

Anyhow Have Nice Day and be kind to elderly people because you never know they can spit at you or trip you with their cane.

Things I find funny

Genie in a bottle

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a Genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie "You've got it, it's the least I can do...and I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, Genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, Honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The Genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No, Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five
years old and you both still believe in genies?"

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Italian Tomato Garden

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FB I agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.


Love you,
Vinnie

Ripa's Trade

Items in the Swap Meet:
Nothing at the Moment

Things I want:
Nothing at the Moment.

Just to let everyone know, I am not willing sell any of my body parts especially "My Head" or anything I have on and My Sidekicks. It is not For Sell. I don't do loans because of billion. So don't ask me. If I want to buy something I would let you know.

February 3 2011 is my 1000 days.