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Montgomery

Junky To Funky
 

Ahhh!

...and that's why chickens don't have lips.



If life hands you melons.....
Yer probably dyslexic.

The Charge of the Light Brigade

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.

-Alfred, Lord Tennyson

42

"Give a man a fish, he's full for an hour.

Slap him with it, he'll dance all night"




A Spectacular Failure is a lot more fun than an easy win.




You can remain quiet and have people think you're a fool, or you can speak up and prove them right.




...and that's when the wheels fell off the canoe.
















































































































> walt101 tried to whip Sparky with their Saber Thrower but missed completely.
walt101: i miss get attacked and die
> Sparky zaps walt101! walt101 loses 557 health.
> walt101 is down!

Area 51

Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!



How to beat Sparky:
> The battle is ON!
> Montgomery sliced and diced 'em with their Jealousaber Sparky's health has been cut by 25%... Sparky lost 1687 health.

That's a good Start....