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The Chronicles: New and Improved

Articles need to be shorter

Editorials and stories will have some flexibility. If you have a point, make it. If the article is going to be long, break it up. There is something wrong with an article that's 10 pages long. That line is from experience, feh.

Articles need to be coherent

Every article needs some sort of editing. I have no problems doing that. I don't want to edit entire articles. I hate trying to decipher hieroglyphics. If I can't understand, it wonât make the Chronicles.

Articles must be Urbaniacs based

Do I need to explain this? You aren't that slow. Heh, yes you are. If your article doesn't reflect the site, it wonât be used.

Articles must be of an interest to other people

Before you write. Think. Are you writing to be in the paper or do you wish to entertain your fellow Urbaniacs? Every Urbaniac isn't going to appreciate your articles.

Articles must be funky (Ira's suggestion)

The Chronicles is the place to showcase talent. It keeps track of our history. If things arenât recorded, there's no proof it happened. Pretend it is a time capsule. What do you want future members to know about this time?

Questions?

Write me. I'll answer.

The Masked Editor

Editing

Compared to you all, I am a genius but I too make mistakes when editing. My eyes start to lose focus when forced to read drivel. If you find errors, let me know.

Articles will now go through a process. Ira gave me the go ahead to ask people to rewrite their articles. The Chronicles will be perfect or close to perfect. It represents out site and it will become the best representation.

The Masked Editor

RichMax

RichMax, here is my reply to you. Enjoy. May everyone see that you are a fool who does not know how to write a proper sentence. You write worse than a 5 year old. Your teachers should be taken out and whipped. They either taught you nothing or you were too dumb to learn anything.

Feh,
The Masked Editor
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Get a life, cretin. Maybe a woman in your life will help. If she is desperate. Wannabe bad boy. Go and cry to your parents.

Feh,

The Masked Editor


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Edit This

Biet eM

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Look at it like this. You are an adult, you can edit your own work. If not, it will not grace the Chronicles. Nice attitude.

Feh,
The Masked Editor


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Look, its like this.

You can either edit it yourself.

Or shove it up your backside.

Have a nice day.

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No, I am not tripping. You must not have an editorial eye. I have found many mistakes with your article. They are with simplistic words like won't which you put as wont and other things. Read it carefully. If it helps, grab an English book to help you.

Feh,
The Masked Editor

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You sure your not tripping balls. I just went through that and it seems to read allright to me. May not be perfect, but good enough.

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Add apostrophes, capitals, and other grammatical things.

Feh,
The Masked Editor

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Whats this about rules! Im a villain man, i dont care about your dang rules!!!

Nah, just kidding, what do you need me to, get rid of all the , and ' and . or something?
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RichMax,

I just received your article sans apostrophes and other grammar rules. I need you to fix them then email it back to chronicles@urbania