Do you think I KARE about my weak henchling peers? Especially that TWERP, SnARKY! I dunno how he got his own game, but it makes me see RED!
And nothing ticks off a beautiful BLUE guy like me than RED! Other than the Mayor's sickening smile... RETCH!
Hands down: I'm the STRONGEST, SMARTEST, and KOOLEST Henchling around! The only way to prove that to Master Goatfist is by BEATING DOWN EVERYONE!
And I mean EVERYONE!