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GoatFist

Junky To Funky
 

THE RISING

I AM GOATFIST, EVIL LORD OVER ALL OF URBANVILLE. AND TODAY IS THE TIME WE RISE. RISE AGAINST THOSE ANNOYINGLY CLEVER HEROES, IF YOU ARE WITH ME AND THE OTHER VILLAINS I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW ME.
I WANT YOU ALL TO GET READY FOR A BIG BATTLE OF THE AGES. ONE THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED

TURN THOSE HEROS INTO ZEROS LIKE THEY ARE MEANT TO BE.

NOW

YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF BEING IN MY PRESENCE. BEGONE BEFORE YOU FEEL MY WRATH.

BEWARE OF THE HOOF!

.GOATFIST.

LOVE!

I LOVE BEING EVIL!

WHAT? DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO GET ALL SOFT AND FUZZY ALL OF A SUDDEN?

SAVE THAT JUNK FOR THERAPY!

COWER IN FEAR BEFORE MY EXCELLENCE OR FACE MY HOOF!

PATHETIC

> Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes Zoomer_McTraveller downtown!
> Zoomer_McTraveller is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

> Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes __kingz__ downtown!
> __kingz__ is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

> Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes Ravage downtown!
> Ravage is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

> Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes DJ_Helsing downtown!
> DJ_Helsing is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

> GoatFist attacked DarkAng3L and did 5666862 damage.
> a is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

> Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes Jay_Rawker downtown!
> Jay_Rawker is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!

Goatfist's Furry Fist of Fury takes Euphyllia downtown!
> Euphyllia is down!

WHIMPS
DONT FACE ME IN A BATTLE? YOU FLOWER LOVING ZEROES.

-The_Shaddow_Fighter