LOD
I am no longer part of the LOS.
I am now in the LOD.
If you're for funk and justice for all, check it out.
If you are interested in joining, or just seeing what it's all about, visit the Declaration of Independance post in the Villian's Only forum.
If you don't like it, tough funk.
Current List of members as of August 26 2008
THT
The_Outlaw
Purple_Leopard783
iced
true_nightmare
mad_coco
Wreck1990
Poindexter
Bruin3rdstring
hellomom
Here's a copy of the LOD Declaration of Independance:
We the former peoples of the LoS stand here today to declare our independence from the once Elite Family.
It is our Goal as a new Organization called The League of Darkness to bring the funk back to the evil side.
If you agree to this you hereby renounce your membership to both the Family and LoS.
Grievance:
They have refused to keep it funk-ay.
They have established rules in which they are not needed.
They have flooded our forums with petty arguements about politics and nonsense.
They have kept us as shadows, being hypocritical of their own by-laws. The shadows were a subsidiary organization. Meaning we were equal as you were.
You have forced us to fight while you stand actionless.
We stand here opposing the conflict you have let spread around the the villainous disposition. The League of Darkness is a new organization. Built from scratch by I, The_Outlaw, THT, Purple_Leopard783, iced, and true_nightmare.
Sign if you would like to Join the LOD
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DA RULES!
*Name of the Organization: League of Darkness.
*The purpose of this organization: For villains of the cause to escape persecution, and flee to equality and distribution of righteous funk.
*Goals and Ambitions: To be loyal to the villain cause and to change the picture of what others see as villainy.
*To spread the vision of true villainy, equality and FUNK.
*To Recruit newer members, show them the way of true villain and to establish knowledge of true villainy within them.
*To provide a close knit group (but however, an elite organization)
*To train everyday and become strong, willing and able.
*Membership: Each member of the League of Darkness is expected to be loyal, honorable, and dedicated to the vile organization.
*Every member is expected to be active, this can range from: Forums, art, battles, challenges, contests etc.
*Future membership will be decided on activity, skills, and dedication.
Each member of the regular sort is subject to run for office in position of a council member, and Funk Enforcer.
Authoritative Actions and responsibilities: Management of the Organization shall reside within the controll of the Villainous Funk Leader.
Additional Management will reside within the controll of the Council.
RULES!!
Common Sense Rules
*Do not spam. The usesless waist of words is not wanted nor is it needed.
*No dissing fellow members of the LoD. (Whether they be younger or older)
*Do not verbally attack fellow members.
*Do not challenge the authority of a higher ranking member.
*Maintain LoD traditions, rules, and laws.
Da Very Specific Rules
Case 1: {Council}
*Any member is able, and can run for office of the Council
*A meeting cannot be held without the approval of the Representitive of the Council, and/or The VFL.
*The representitive of the Council can Hold office for 6 months, and can be re-elected by a majority vote.
*A chronicle article can not be submitted without the approval of the Speaker of the Council. (Provided that it is LoD Related)
*The Speeker of the Council can hold office for 4 months, and can be re-elected by a majority vote.
*A regular Council member can hold office for 6 months and can be re-elected by majority vote.
Case 2: {Funk master}
*The Funk Master is a true guru of Funk. And has mastered its ways and is truly dedicated to the villainous cause.
*A lower ranking official can not challenge the authority of the Funk Master.
*Any authority of this member that is challenged will be subject to internal investigations.
*This member's job is to spread the true vision of evil funk throughout the community of urbaniacs.
Case 3: {Funk Enforcer}
*A Funk Enforcer's job is to instill and insure that peace is kept throughout all LoD members.
*A Funk enforcer's position is permanent. Only open when a Funk Enforcer's own oppinion allows him to move on.
*Similar to (but not equal in rank) the Funk Master's main occupation is to spread the vision of true evil funk throughout urbaniacs.
Case 4: {Brotha/Sista}
*A Brotha/sista is Regular member, this position can be required after the applicant has moved up the ranks from a pledge
*Only after proving themselves shall they be questioned to move up through the ranks of the organization
*This member's job is to insure that a Pledge should be taken care of.
*In addition to occupations, this member's job(or rather, goal) is to move up through the ranks and provide a true vision of funk
Case 5: {Villainous Funk Leader}
*This leader and founding father of the LoD is in charge of management
*There will be no election to become a VFL, The only sure way of becoming a VFL is the current leader Resigns.
*The Authority of this member shall not be challenged in ANY way.
*This members position is no laughing matter and should not be taken lightly.
*Any current VFL or future leader is subject to be removed from office if he/she abuses their right to power
In all that has been said These rules are subject to change at anytime (can be added on or removed)
These rules and laws should be followed. Each member is expected to learn them and know them well. As i have said before this is the foundation and framework of our organization. So we must follow them in hopes that we will one day be Elite like the family was in the Past.
Keep it Evily Funky!
:~TO~:
8 Things!
Here are 8 things (used to be 7 things) that will make life easier for all of us in Urbanville:
#1:Don't diss me.
#2:Don't diss The_Outlaw.
#3:Don't diss any member of the LOD.
#4:Don't diss any villian.
#5:Don't diss Blue_Panther. HE is my cousin, and I don't mind going back to reform school ;).
#6:Don't diss GoatFist.
#7:Don't diss the VFL.
#8:Say you didn't like the movie Hancock. I will seriously diss you if you hate on Will Smith, Chris Brown, or Hancock.
ATTENTION:
As of August 23rd, 2008, 4:50 pm EST, I no longer accept homie requests from people who have not had an account for at least 30 day, or have been unactive for a nonlegitimate reason for over 7 days. The ONLY exception I will make is Mzware, because I know her in REAL LIFE!
Story Time!
Ok, this is totally true, so pay attention:
Part 2:
As I washed clothes 8 years after her accident, I hard the phone ring. The caller ID said "Georgia State Prision for Men." I picked it up thinking it had to do with my father's monthly visit to it to preach to the prisioners, part of a Christian Outreach program. But I heard a raspy voice, that I had never heard before. "I get out tonight at midnight. Watch your back." Click! The person hung up. I sit and look at the clock. It reads 10:30 in big red digital letters. I grab the large butcher knife for self assurance I'm safe. I let the large labs out of their cage, trained to attack when commanded to. Finally, midnight comes. All of the sudden, knife in hand, a large smoke bomb burst through the window. Attatched to it is a note reading, "I told you to watch your back. They took me away because of your mother, I take you away because of your mother." After that, darkness. Coughing. Not them, me. I was tied up. I knew what was happening, but I couldn't do anything. I wake up, bound to a slender warehouse support beam with duct tap and handcuffs. The man was pure hatred, but was intelligent. My arms were sore. So were my legs. I look down with what little mobility I have. Of what I can see I have bruises on my arms. My eyes sting from the smoke. I'm still coughing. "Why are you doing this to me!" "I DIDN'T KILL YOUR MOTHER! THEY LOCKED ME UP ANYWAY!," he yells. I'm too tired to know what he means, but I shut my mouth. I figure that all I can do right now is try to stay alive, and then worry about escaping later.
Part 3:
After he goes out the door, I decide to at least try to get out of there. I pick the two sets of handcuffs that have my hands bound to the support beam with my claws. But then another smoke bomb falls from a window on the roof right by my feet. Of course, I'm out again. I'm released and tossed into the trunk of a car. I could think, but I couldn't wake up or do anything. It's there that I realized that he was the drunk man who crashed into my mother. But how could he have been in jail? I thought he died in a firey blaze. I still only guess to this day how it happened. Finally, after maybe three or four hours, I feel someone pick me up, and toss me on a sidewalk. It was night, I knew that; way too cold and dark to be daylight. I then feel someone else drag me somewhere.
Part 4:
After a few days, I wake up. But the weird thing is, I know where I am. I know all about Urbanville, which was strange. And what was the strangest, is that I knew smoke bombs weren't strong enough to knock you out for more than 5 hours. Someone must have given me something else to knock me out longer. I know it wasn't the man, because I heard their car drive off. After I felt someone else drag me somewhere, I couldn't remember anything. I couldn't think. I just forget about it and put my gear on. It had been raining, and since I was wet, I guessed I had just recently been returned to my hideout. After getting everything on, I notice a little square bottle marked "HEALTH" with some green stuff. On the cork was a tag that read:
Pawn Shop:
Health Elixor
Under the bottle, was the recipt. It said:
BOUGHT:
1 Health Elixor
SOLD:
1 Silver Pendant
"That guy sold my neclace!" I thought to myself. I flipped the recipt around. It had a message. It said:
I KNOW I SOLD YOUR NECLACE, BUT I WAS OUT OF URBOS. DRINK THIS, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. NOW GO DEFEAT THE Heroes AND MAYOR DaMan.BOW AND BEGONE! It was signed, but it had gotten wet and was unreadable. But, I drunk the stuff anyway. I instantly felt better; my hearing was instantly repaired (remember, it was damaged alot by Scarlett Fever when I was 4) and all of my other ailments were too. So now, I
roam the streets of Urbanville, defeating heroes and dogooders alike, as the Purple Leopard.