BONJOUR
(Insert name here), Bienvenue a mon lair!
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I'm praying for super powers,
so I can slow down the hours
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The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough.
- Randy Pausch (Last Lecture)
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LE BONHUER
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life."
-John Lennon
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STORY TIME!!!! I Love this story
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The
pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes".
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things in life. Your God, your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite
passions: things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.
The sand is everything else: the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in
a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of
coffee.
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LA VIE
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on!!
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
CAFFEINE
This Page is dedicated to my favorite drink "COFFEE!!"
I love coffee so much I want to scream!
YEAAAAAAh
COFFEEEEE
CAFFFEINEEEEEEEE!
*started Jumping around*
Let's sing XD
CAFFEINE
Wahhhhh!
Caffeine happy make me!
Wahhhhh!
Caffeine happy make me!
Wahhhhh!
Go all crazy maybe!
Wahhh!
Shown all aggravating!
Wahhh!
Solo that can make me!
Wahhh!
Caffeine really make me!
Gugah, gugugah, gugah!
Gigigigigi!
Caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Caffeine in my coffee
Caffeine in my mountain dew
Caffeine in espresso
Caffeine in my blalululu!
Caffeine, got me buzzing
Caffeine, make me go all WEEE!
Caffeine, got me wired?
Ya.
Bring me a pot of freash coffee!
Bring me a pot of freash coffee!
Getting sleep is overrated!
Gimme vente caramel latte!
Gimme vente caramel latte!
I am very caffeinated
Energy drinks replace water!
Energy drinks replace water!
Bowels feeling irritated!
Cappuccino is my mother!
Frappuccino is my lover!
Makes me feel exhilarated
Bring me a pot of freash coffee!
Bring me a pot of freash coffee!
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting!
Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting!
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Eyelids begin to get heavy
Conscious is gradually fading
Conscious is gradually fading
*coffee brewing*
Wahhh!
All that caffeinating!
Wahhh!
Greatest operating!
Wahhh!
Almost slepp attaining!
Wahhh!
Wahhh!
Caffeine, happy make me!
Wahhh!
Caffeine, happy make me!
Wahhh!
Caffeine really make me!
Gugah! gugugah! yugugah! gugugau!
Yugugah! gugugah! yugugah! gugugah!
Yu gugugugugugugugugugugugugu!
