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    SuperAlan

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    A couple years after my 14th birthday, my mother and father were brutally murdered. Seeking revenge, I travveled to the north were the dreaded Speed Kings, a cheesy in-your-face hero clan, had settled. These were my parents kilers. As i approched this merry place, a loyal member of these cheesy toffs hit me over the head with a baby goat bone. Unknowingly to them this baby goat to which the bone belonged was a relative of the marvelous Goatfist. As it hit, I ubtained the strengh of many men and the agility of the preying mantis. I sit here in wait for any challenger who has anything to say. My life is surrounded by death therefore death is my relative, death is my soul.

    > SuperAlan attacked Jenny Law and did 162 damage. BOOM! Jenny Law gets diggity dagged by SuperAlan's Diggity Dagger.

    > SuperAlan's Killdeath the Happy Fun Ball strikes, swipes, stabs it's a mess. Char gets wrecked for 134 points