Hello to all
I don't mind meeting new people, just don't like any BS from people. If you want to get to know me, just send email.
I created my villain because of a friend (he knows who he is) and I am here exploring the Cyber world Urbaniacs.
Special Thanks to Razorback for 1000 props and Mr_X for my 5000 props.
My little sister is FuzzyS21. She is playing on urbanicas because of her big sister. She is villain and trying to get the hang of things. So play nice because she is only a little girl.
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About
Ms. RIPA
I have gotten sidetrack from being the Hero I could be. So a Villain I am.
I can be nice by giving you candy but I do bite 4 pleasure so don't piss me off.
I Live my life in such a way that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
'Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea....she's awake!!!'
Well I enjoy my late night walks while watching my Beautiful City and hearing the cars pass by. I do run over fools who cross the street when they know very well it is a green light. Just know if you ever cut me off I do wish you diarrhea or to be stuck in the DMV for two hours while little annoying child makes faces at you while poking your leg.
Anyhow Have Nice Day and be kind to elderly people because you never know they can spit at you or trip you with their cane.
Things I find funny
When Insults had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill... followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde
Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
Winston replied, "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!"
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Southern Baptist Dixie Darlin
> >The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday
> >School every week.
> >On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew
> >right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
> >While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said,
> >Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
> >"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded. The gentleman couldn't
> >believe his luck.
> >On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in
> >that part of the state.
> >When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would
> >you like a cocktail before dinner?"
> >" Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood, "Whatever would I
> >tell my Sunday School class?"
> >
> >Our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
> >When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a
> >smoke?"
> >Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School
> >class if I did."
> >Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he
> >was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
> >He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to
> >lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh, mmmm, how would you like to stop at
> >this motel?"
> >"Sure, that would be nice," she said with anticipation!
> >The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U-turn right then
> >and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.
> >The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman woke up
> >first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and
> >with remorse thought, "What the heck have I done?" He shook her awake and
> >pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell
> >your Sunday School class?"
> >The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them:
> >You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
