TPs!!
I will buy your TPs! If you have some you are holding on to, some you don't want (I don't know why you wouldn't want them...), or some you are trying to sell/trade, let me know! I'll make you a sweet deal.
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The story of Oswald McFeff, as told by a little old man.
So, you want to hear the story of Oswald McFeff, eh? Alright, alright! Stop badgering me or I'll fall asleep, like all old men do when they are needed for something important such as storytelling or growing extravagant ear-hair. Erm, where was I...?
Oswald was always a strange little coot. By strange I mean very smooth with the ladies. Perhaps thats what lead to his super abilities. You aren't following me, are you? Well, pay attention! Kids these days... sheesh.
It was a time of change in the world, and Jen McPain had just been elected President of Chimairaca. Now, McPain was the first African-American midget elderly Buddhist handicapped South Korean woman ever elected president, but thats not all: she was also the first president who was pure evil.
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Anywho, McPain's plan was to capture McFeff and turn him into a supervillian. I'm sorry, were you asking questions? Bugger off, I'm telling the story! Now, lets see... Oh yes. Okay, so Oswald McFeff was in the evil President's secret lair, and
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