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    All you need to know.....

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    Who Am I?
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    I am the one they call "X". That's all I know, although once I did have a name. But it's been long forgotten in the pages of history.

    However, there are still a few things I can remember......

    While wandering around the world I came across a caped figure. He said he would make me more powerful than I could ever imagine and to meet him in the city known as Urbanville. Not able to resist the temptation I arrived there on a dark and stormy night, much like tonight. While roaming the empty streets of Urbanville I caught a glimpse of something in a desolate alley. I approached the object only to find myself completely surrounded by creatures I thought were shadows the moment before. I tried to fight back but it was useless, they were too strong and in too great of numbers. It was then that the caped figure appeared......

    The last thing I remember of that night were glowing red eyes. When I awoke, I didn't know where nor who I was. It's taken me awhile to remember this much, but I will never forget the eyes of that mysterious caped figure. They haunt my dreams even now. I will get my revenge someday, but until that day comes I shall help those in need.

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    Answers?!
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    Recently while roaming the sunlit streets of Urbanville, I noticed some of those odd "shadow" creatures dashing into a nearby alley. I was following them in when suddenly I realized it was the same alley from that dreadful night so long ago. I was about to run, fearing I might be overpowered once again, when I noticed a small book sticking out from under a dumpster. It turned out to be a journal. Most of the pages were torn out and those that were left were too smudged to read. Only one entry was legible:

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    May 18

    I've just encountered the most extraordinary person on my travels today. I was walking around town when I was attacked by four creatures that looked like shadows come to life. I was about to call for help when he appeared. With one swift uppercut, he knocked all of the creatures into the sky, and as of yet they still haven't come down! After the excitement died down we started to chat. He introduced himself as Goatfist, which I found to be a strange name. He told me that the creatures who assaulted me were called Henchlings and that they usually attack in numbers. He said that he could teach me how to defeat them if they were to return. But he also said he had other business to tend to and to meet him in Urbanville where I could learn more. And with that he was off.

    So I'll head for the city tomorrow. I can't wait to learn from this Goatfist!

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    ...............Can this be my journal?

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    Settling In
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    In my pursuit for the answers to my past, I've found myself not sleeping in the same place every night. So I've decided to buckle down and rent an apartment in one of those high rises over on Ira Avenue. It's a little expensive, but it comes with a great underground garage for me to park my truck.

    I'm out a lot, so if I'm not there I keep the extra key on the ledge above the door frame. One word of advice though, the couch belongs to Rex and the lazy bugger doesn't like to share.

    I think I have some notes lying around with reminders on them, you know, because of the amnesia and all.

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    A crumpled page from a journal:

    -Thursday, August 28th, 2008

    I've won the lottery, woohoo!. This is the second time I've won it, so I guess this makes up for the memory loss.

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    Another crumpled page from a journal:

    -Monday, November 3rd, 2008

    I'm "Urbaniac Of The Day"!

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    A crumpled, unfinished letter:

    Dear Mr. Landlord Guy,
    Awhile ago, I sent you a list of problems with my apartment and you still haven't taken care of them. Now if you ever want to see your cat Fufu again.......

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    A crumpled reminder:

    Remember to thank:
    Under_Cover_Brotha for my 1,000th prop,
    MrAnderson for my 2,000th,
    Hesitate for my 3,000th,
    MosaicM for my 4,000th and 5,000th
    (and for making me a Big Dog),
    VanHelsing for my 6,000th,
    LA_Derby_Doll for my 7,000th,
    summers for my 8,000th,
    The_Crimson_Bullet for my 9,000th,
    and Hobbes for my 10,000th
    (and for making me a Beta Tester).

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    Another crumpled reminder:

    Remember to thank Zoomer_McTraveller for my Sucka, Xaphan, and Malibu for my DSI.

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    Shopping List:

    Eggs
    Milk
    Butter
    Hair Gel
    Orange Juice
    Hair Gel
    Cream Cheese
    Bagels
    Hair Gel
    Bread
    Peanut Butter
    Jelly
    Hair Gel