Interests
My Interests...
Turn ons (Cool way to say interests):
Friends, urbogurt wrestling, dancing in the disco, anti-gravity, helping and random acts of kindness, temporary assault alliances, props
Turn offs: Goat smell (bleh), begging noobs, waiting in vain for a player to go during an assault, being poisoned, being confused by minutia,
having to wait forever for assaults to start (speaking of, if you are in a 30 minute battle with Kelvin/ sparkys/ Goatfist, please think of the players that are waiting and don't send a brt message. Offer them the chance to go on without you.)
The Twins, unveiled
I have finally managed to get my sneaky twins to tell me their names. I think they were tired of just being know as "The Twins".
The one on the right calls himself Chaos. The one on the left (at least I think it's that one, they switch it up to throw me off) was called Calamity by his bro.
Anyway... I know Chaos and Calamity's last name, but I'm not saying. It's their little secret.
Yes I was gone and now I am back.. and I cannot hold back my feelings anymore... I was gone because, because *looks at the twins* MY TWINS are SOUL_CORRUPTOR's!! Yes, it is true. I was experiencing a rough spot in my life and I was looking for some solace. OF COURSE, Soul was willing to give me his shoulder or any other thing that was warm to cry on... well and one thing led to another and we were on the dark side of the moon and y'all know how I love antigravity and ummm.... 3 months later (urbaniac's incubatory time is quick! I love it here!) I had the twins!! It's been a heavy load being a single villian woman. You might ask, how do I know they are Soul's? LOOK AT THEIR SOULESS EYES!! And they eat like him too! So I am back with a paternity suit, I'm sure just the first of many (have y'all noticed that all the Urbanville twins look the same? Not to mention Nadia & Kid Covert!)
