HEY!! Nick Myers thank you for giving me my 100,000 prop! And also thanks to __kingz__ for a lot of them and the rest of ya's who propped my propper...grazie, gracias, domo arigato, thank you, bows down, kisses feet (O__o) and other assorted forms of gratitude.
WHOA! I won the Goatfist retreat cry. Eat my pellets?!?! lol that girl. Well, I would invest in some chocolate dip. Chocolate can make a whole lot of pO_Op go down easier :D
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GOSSIP ALERT O___O!! - I heard that.. sorry had to take that one down cause I dont want anyone to go mental or crazy over my trying to be funny O___o...does that makes sense? lol
Hey...pick up your sidekick's droppings...the ponies and llamas are especially stinky.. I mean all the PO_OP from the teddy bears, mantises, roosters, bat guano, dragon..etc...it's like a giant pile of terdoz around here O___o.. thanks gawd Affy's Preston is potty trained hehe (I think).. I had to buy new shoes O___o...Be a good urbob and bette and dont forget to pick up after your sidekicks *Grinz*
OMG!! I bought a conscience!! Man this constant bantering in my head as given me insomina @___@
EGADS.. The Juicyfruit is being forced to take LOGIC...that makes no sense and its hurt my head... Juicy no like :P *whine* Therefore, logic will give Juicy a headache...hmm... premise, inference, conclusion... OUCH!
Wow...finally a sidekick that is colorful as me :D (these must be some of Timothy Leary's ponies that escaped from the farm O___o lol) they think they are unicorns O__o wondered what he fed them hehe. But they are ponies tho. How come they look the way they do?? 1) One ran into a bucket of paint and 2) other ate some intense chilies and they both ran into a couple screws..okay... big screws...dont tell them that..bad for there self-esteem. Either that..or Timothy Leary fed me something..and I am seeing colorful unicorns...breathing fire.. yea..pretty @__@ (I feel like I am Mantis aka Mantism - El Kabong hehe)
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In a world of Black n White...Da Mayor said COLOR.. and Juicyfruit fell out of the sky O_O!!!
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My battle rule: so that I dont have to keep typing it all over again. If I dont show in like 3 minutes, feel free to start without me :D I could be fighting a sparky (snooze) or have a list of battles...so thanks for thinking of me though and I will try and invite you back when I get the chance. I will wait for 3 minutes for you...more if we are in LOVE - and your convos are super funny or kooky or have other conversational skills that I consider ... delish ..or "entertaining" - O___o :D The juicyfruit loves ya all though! :D *HUGS* (If you are fighting a sparky and invite me, I will write and tell you how long I think it will take me to get to you..or you might write and see if I am free) If you are newbie..dont invite me and people weaker than I to fight 1 kelvin and 3 sparkies or 4 sparkies (or any combinations of 4 giant peeps - if you are not sure add up the kelvin and sparkies health points then add up the peeps you are inviting..if the bad guys health is a lot bigger than the total of everyone you are inviting... YOU ARE GONNA DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL and BORING (well depends on who you are with regarding - boring) DEATH lol.. O____o...) I am not Afro Chic or Soul Corruptor...(titans of Urbaniacs! O___o)
JUICYFRUIT
This tells it all and said by one of the most fabu Urbette on this planet Affy!! (Afro_chic) (of course she is lying lol...I got a BIG SECRET about her ... so I forced her to write this! lol):
Equipped with a spirit so loving and free
So beautiful, so kind, so...JUICY!
Struttin' her way through Urbanville
Bringin' the fun makin' sure all receive their fill
Of her sweet, hilarious universe
Always laughing, helping, never terse
Livenin' up battles being a wild chick
Although her dispo. reads Vig, she's a true Beatnik!
Comin' from a Chica so chic, Juicy is definitely hip
From her funky battle convos to her tantalizin' gossip
A true blessing to the town and all who meet this dope Mama
She's ready to love, to support, but don't bring her no drama!
(psst! And you thought me purchasing your tracks was the surprise!)
*giggles*
Love ya Juicy!!!
(wipes a tear from her eyes..) she gets me everytime!)
My Bio -
I was born on the planet - Wriggley Chewing Gum Factory. I had many friends including Doublemint and Spearmint....but my best friends were BlackJack and Big Red...
NO... that is ridiculous!...
A stork brought me to my mama : ) AND there was much rejoicing as I am such a handsome GIRL with a FABU personality *_* Ah, the juicyfruit, ... is such a complicated.. yet beautiful thing! hehe
EXTRA STUFF about lil me:
1. No drama - except when my legs were stolen.. and was trying to win in the 2007 Yearbook as the Drama Queen :D
2. No begging - only my man gets to do that
(I love the DevilDog!)
3. I love to joke around and tease.
4. Don't ask me my age...chicks hate that!
5. I Love Jewel.
6. I love JackMove_Sucka.
7. I love all my homeys!!! Special thanks to:
simbob and manutd (my URB hubby lol) (the most wickedly funny smackers during battle!), Affy (or Ms. Chic), Flaming_Hair_Jim... that man makes me purr.. he's got flaming fabu hair!! O_O lol, BigBadSista (or Cleopatra Jones! watch out!), CatCougar (the things we've gotten ourselves into hehe), DaBest (Big Dog! Woof!), Dark Ang3L (Darkness XO), Da_Preacher, Isomaniac, Jackmove_Sucka (whose da baddest, whose da prettiest!!), Jewel, cap10wow (awesome lyricists hehe), crazy_azn_(name toooo long hehe), diddoe (or Super Shaft! can you dig it?), flaming_goatee (resident philosopher, awesome pic), goofyspouse (supernice spouse), Korune (lil awesome vamp!), Lilly_Larva (Ms. Lill - the sweetest villain I know), Love_Child (can you feel it?), messy_angel (or freaky angel boy), OGRE (the gore stomper!), RUSHBOY (or rushgrim reapermeeper), rackman (or peck flexin - shirt rippin bad boy! - my favorite E-ticket ride :D), Serpent, SycO_Oness (or I wanna, wanna lol), sexymom...too long lol), Sir_Rabbit & Dork (yes Dork hehe), Soul_Corruptor (he's got a billion props yo!!!), Superfunk_Chick, Tiger_Eyes, Zoomer_McTraveller (or 5th wheeler or the TANK), Mad_coco or Madness, that squirmy villainous Maggot (Maggz - the cutest lil grub I know - who although not on Urb, will always be with me in my juicyfruit and HIS avatar, that he made me, on my lair), Great White Hope! (Hope Handsome), Washer(the Wonder) Woman, BlondieXO, lil T!, Ash, Darkness!!! KISSS!! O_O XO, Muckquaiker (mmm..musky man you), GoldGym (Mr. Bicep), summerzzza!!, barkeep (Baileys and coffee plz), xrobertx (and sassy sally shades (HUGS) :P lol), sexy Sacred _Apple (hehe), SADISTIC (only place where sadistic is loved!, unless you know, you are a little O.o lol), HANDOFDOOM (dont want to list last 3 numbers...jinx my site!), Cangurina (okay I hug you first! hehe), glowstik, DZhelasi (DZ..she's dating someone I called an old fart! LOL.. he's got a bazillion props yo!), Richmax (my "all things look very good down under" man! lol), Dark_Ranger (my dancing honey), Zeebert (my naturalist naked booty beasty boy), kramer15 (he had 82 million urbs yo - pss Bill Gates is playing here! lol), INVERTED CRUCIFIX (or XIFICURC), Tefex, Dersarend (daddy!), Skryker, Zerowun *slap*, Johnny Alpha (Disco Ballz or Alpha Man lol), Super Freaky D, Kingsland, __kingz___, Elanore666, Muckquaiker (MtnMuck), elrey2_jkl, Die_or_eat_italian (italiana bella), LILQ08, rockstar98, plumperman, and I can't list everyone but you know I love ya all and ...THANK YOU for all the props, hillarious conversations, pizzas, TPS, funk and love and for listening to my yackity yack yack. (If you don't see your name on here and you KNOW and LOVE me... let me know and I will add it on).
8. to me all the XY's are handsome, cute thang, etc. and the XX's are beautiful..whether on Urbania or some other planet in the galaxy: Now that you know that, don't let it go to your head! lol There is nothing more beautiful than a humble XX or XY.
9. I'm really a beatnik, but I want to battle with my homies in assaults soo......
10. THank you to Mayor_DaMan and everyone who has made Urbaniacs an awesome, funky and cool place to be...
now enough about me...
no not yet lol
Yea!! I got hit by the beatnik Mafia..and it's the kind of beatin I like! lol: Submitted by her coolness and loveliness... Love_Child: After this prose comes the reason why Lovely wrote it:
From her toes to her neck, she's quite a vixen,
But get to her head, and "Woah, what's wit the mixin'!?"
She says she's a vigi, but that makes us all cringe,
'Cause we all know the truth, she a LUNATIC FRINGE!
She comes off sweet and funny... even hilarious,
But let down your guard and the situation becomes precarious
What she wants is gossip; for your secrets she's in hot pursuit,
Yeah, she's that notorious columnist we know as JuicyFruit!
LOVE
The Dark Night
(Song of the soul that rejoices in having reached the high state of perfection, which is union or harmony with God, by the path of spiritual negation.)
One dark night,
fired with love's urgent longings
--ah, the sheer grace! --
I went out unseen.
my house being now all stilled.
In darkness, and secure,
by the secret ladder, disguied,
--ah, the sheer grace! --
in darkness and concealment,
my house being now all stilled.
On that glad night,
in secret, for no one saw me,
nor did I look at anything
with no other light or guide
than the one that burned in my heart.
This guided me
more surely than the light of noon
to where he was awaiting me
-- him I knew so well --
there in a place where no one appeared.
O guiding night!
O night more lovely than the dawn!
O night that has united
the Lover with his beloved,
transforming the beloved in her Lover.
Upon my flowering breast,
which I kept wholly for him alone,
there he lay sleeping,
and I caressing him
there in a breeze from the fanning cedars.
When the breeze blew from the turret,
as I parted his hair,
it wounded my neck
with its gentle hand,
suspending all my senses.
I abandoned and forgot myself,
laying my face on my Beloved;
all things ceased; I went out from myself,
leaving my cares
forgotten among the lilies.
St. John of the Cross
15th Century Spanish Carmelite monk
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STuff I dont want to forget:
Was checking out some lairs and looking at peep's achievements and stuff - got me thinking..not so much about my achievements :P .. but some of the really great stuff that happened to me the first year of Urbaniacs (basically 2007)...some really fond memories and funny stuff, found myself unable to sleep, so thought I would write it down...here it goes -
when:
1. Maggot drew my avatar for me. I will never change it. Sweetest grub I ever knew. He let me oil him up for the Mr. Urboverse contest lol. His note of gratitude to me.
2. Maggot and OGRE walking me down the aisle at manutd's and my Urbowedding! Diddoe was the preacher.. so crazy lol
3. Maggot and I were opponents in a public battle. Believe it or not, it was Maggs and I battling against each other at the very end. His last words were to me were..."Why you!!" before Fruitloop my Kid Covert knocked the last health points out of that grub! I dont know exactly who was more surprised, Maggs or me...actually I am sure it was me!
- Lilly Larva telling me Maggz favorite sandwich...something like pickles and peanut butter? I cant remember.. but it was ... odd. hehe
4. Love_Child, OGRE and RUSHBOY all on the moon...that was a cool moment.
- my first homey (besides Jewel and Affy ...CatCougar... remember when we were sweating the henchies? lol)
5. OGRE calling me "mi compadre" with the XOXOXOs lol
6. Spinning, twirl and dipping and cha cha-ing all the boyz in the disco room and some girls too lol.
7. T_Feary giving OGRE tips on how one could tell if a girl was flirting with you! lol...T_Feary got it straight from his dad! Very informative...
8. T_Feary saying that I could be his little sister.
9. Afro_Chic writing me a poem.
10. Love_Child writing me a poem.
11. RUSHBOY wrote me a poem!! Yes, he did :D
12. Afro_Chic... telling me she "just wanted me to be happy" (that girl made me cry!)... I will always love her.
13. Watching Love_Child on a TV cam, playing Urbaniacs with her rooster! He was right behind her! lol ...LIVE!
14. RUSHBOY and I in a public battle, where he was my opponent and he fed me like 20 burritos! lol either he was trying to keep me alive so I could "try" and hit him or he just enjoyed hitting me lol...Hey hero...that was a little evil! haha
15. manutd, telling me that he could cook. I sat him on my knee and asked him to marry me.. and he said "YES!" .... Jewel, yells out... "Oh my god!" lol
16. DarkAng3L and I chasing manutd around the moon lol (very long story)
17. DarkAng3L sending me a Christmas card, that she made!! It was so beautiful, I used it as a tree topper this Christmas :D
18. The scandalous Vixen Leg Caper! lol
19. Afro_Chic, summer and DarkAng3L throwing me a bachelorette party and all the guys who came to show us their "cultural" dancing styles! Lots of firemen in this group!
20. The "incident" with goddess_de_nocturne, DarkestHour and Afro_Chic and whatever was going on under Affy's couch lol.
21. kissthis and I greeting each other with the variety of boobie symbols cause kissthis shows up with nothing on top and Love_Child's commenting on it with DarkAng3L laughing hysterically in the background lol. I know jeuvenile, retarded, but oh so funny.
22. SydneyAlice calling me JuicyBalls lol
23. When Affy shows up as a new James Bond girl lol
24. When I decided I needed a true nemesis and Sir_Rabbit volunteered lol...he threw me in the crater! lol
25. when summer's was going thru her kings search..how many kings did she go through???
26. when morpheus69 found out that it was muckquaiker who was mooning the Heroes!... she could recognize that pimple anywhere.
27. when I thought manutd was a 5 year old (it took me a long time to figure out approximately his age) and he did something so sweet...he made me cry! lol That guy is the master at role playing :P Jewel wanted to adopt him! lol
28. OGRE helped me realize that my truest disposition wsa Lunatic Fringe lol
29. when OGRE and I just sat and listened to simbob and manutd go at (spamming each other) at an assault I invited them all too lol We just kept skipping turns, it was so funny!
30. Flaming Haired Jim, trying to let me down easy cause he thought I had a crush on him and he was an older man.. and me being only.... 16 ... LOL
31. kramer15 sending me a really caring note.
32. supersyco1 saying that he was a good listener and that I could talk to him (I was sad one day.. that was sweet!)
33. teasing Soul_Corruptor and his baby blue underoos.
34. Dzhelasi, DarkAng3L and I (and someone else?!?!) were going to take over the Urbaniacs TP printing press!
35. Affy let me know that only she had permanent scratching rights on zeebert lol (should I mention them mistle's toe?!?! hehe)
36. rackman giving me a ride across the bar lol
37. Great White Hope was being teased because he was *hugging* me or something and he said, "Hey, that's the way I roll." hehe
... you know there is so much more, but I cant remember them right now at 1am...
But thanks to everyone Mayor, Affy, elsid, debug and no.. I cannot write down everyone...who makes Urbaniacs such a kookoo and fun place :D Cheers to all you beatniks, heroes, villains, vigillantes, nomads and undecideds!!
GOSSIPS BACK!
FOrget the CHronicle - Da Juice can't handle all the red tape... GOSSIP IS BACK..
Mr Anderson told me, that surfer_chic told him that Soul Corruptor is a closet Hello Kitty lover!! O_O haha
OMG!!! Dudeman was once a hero!! I wonder what made him turn O_O... that would be even better gossip.
Zerowun is now bowing only to summers... and the bigger news... The King is dead.. I told eye354 that she would get him..and now he mysteriously disappears... Oh Zero... you wanna be the Viking King since you are bowing down to summers? lol
HEY I finally Dissed Soul Corruptor :D
To: Soul_Corruptor
From: JuicyFruit
Received: 2008-02-19 18:36:05
Subject: DISSSS!!!
<Report This UrboGram>
lol... Oh you are SO dissed handsome.. ssssss (hisses like a snake, eyes glaring with contempt and loathing..., dramatic isn't it)... Disssssss Dissssss,, you EVER leave again and it will be worse!!!..bring out handcuffs and cat-o-nine tails..oops.. that is the stuff you like.. Brings out the Hello Kitty Dolls and ... pink peeps!!! lol
Okay I feel better..
*hugs*
Juicy
THis aint gossip..but I think NickMyers and surfer_chick should get together :D... It's like the Forum Watchdog and the Young Republican unite...sounds like chemistry doesnt it? lol O_O they could rule the world!!... Let's hope they use their powers for good... you never know.. peeps think they are doing good.. and then.. find out the opposite lol
Soul_Corruptor showed up to the disco room with nothing on but his underoos :D and his double staff O_O... to the delight of SydneyAlice and goddesss ...and myself LOL ...somehow Syd got her eye poked during the battle lol
Just heard about Johnny_Alpha's avatar came from "actually a label off a tub of testosterone tablets lol* O_O No wonder he is an alpha male!!! Didnt know they sold those things by the tub...hehe
HEY! How come.. that on Urbaniacs... all the big guns are guys??? DaMan is a man...and Gostfist.. although his testicles has not dropped yet... is a man..(isnt he Affy?).. all the biggest guns are GUYS... WHY is it a man's world wherever I go??? I just left this place call earth where men run everything Blah.. what a mess! I mean other than the PREFAB Peeps (like elsid's new look... hey, doesnt he look like the little bumblebee from Saturday Night Live?? LOL) FOCUS Juice.. okay all the big guns are guys..like Soul_Corruptor is a guy!! (granted a very dreamy guy... love his Black N Blue look with the blue underoos O_O seriously shexy)...BUT.. What the heck?? And now the guys get a jealousaber? maaaaaaannnn... (by the way, don't think that Soul is a soft touch tho... although he does where blue underoos .. he will kill you on sight.. but purr).. okay... and RUSHBOY O_O (pss he doesnt wear underoos!! dont ask me how I know.. my sources are secret!), we need stronger women on this site O_O...
HEY if you want to beg off someone.. Ask Soul!!! He loves to give away something for nothing.. dont ask me.. As Soul_Corruptor. *snickers* He loves all that entitlement thinking hehe
Sources has it that Muckquaiker was the peep mooning everyone in the assaults!?!? summers said she recognized that pimple (dont asked me how she knew!!) anywhere and that it belonged to Muck!! When confronting Muckquaiker he said that it was true and that he was mooning all heros!! O_O
Hey when I was battling with SydneyAlice, I smelled some pretty nasty gas coming her way... so the question is .. was it Syd or does her eviloon have a small leak in it? hehe Don't let a char get too close or everything is going up in flame!! O_O
Sources are confirmed!! As much as they can be: It wasn't Syd!
Eviloons are filled with swamp gas!! no wonder.. and the Pink Happy balloonz are filled with.. nitrous oxide O_O LOL hence all the happiness hehe
debug.. he is the sweetest lil bug in the planet.. He should be called the lovebug :D
watchout for superdirty's furse.. when her crazy girlie stuff comes flying out at ya.. ya gotta dodge.. lipstick, razors, deoderant sticks.. an iron feminine product holder O_O!!, eyelash curlers, tweezers, a nightie?!!? O_O I am still pulling razors out of my chin! hehe good thing i got a tough chin.. those razors *ouch* Oh wait.. but she did throw her Little Black Book at me O_O and she has both DaMan's AND Goatfist's number in there?!?! playing both sides of the fense??
Zeebert is a sucker for some mistle's toe and a comfy crater lol (he's partly kookoo... I like that hehe), and sweet n sour.. my favorite food flavor combo :D
Dersarend has bigger ballz then Goatfist.. and he doesnt have hooves either! O_O
Johnny_Alpha and his monkey (lil mad macho monkey) - was explaining to me that when he meant a threesome he meant as in team.. not the *naughty fiddly-poky kind* ... lol.. good thing he cleared that up cause I didnt know what to think LOL (I am SO innocent hehe)
If you want to impress superdirty, just add the words *ya know* to the ending of statements and questions, ya know? lmao
Word is that SydneyAlice's cat is being stalked by a romantically inclined stalker-type dog LOL
