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Do you think I KARE about my weak henchling peers? Especially that TWERP, SnARKY! I dunno how he got his own game, but it makes me see RED!

And nothing ticks off a beautiful BLUE guy like me than RED! Other than the Mayor's sickening smile... RETCH!

Vigiots? You think I wanna be in THAT KROWD? Go freeze your head!

So the only disposition for me is the one with the BLUE FACE. I owe nuth'n to nobody except MASTER GOATFIST.

Hands down: I'm the STRONGEST, SMARTEST, and KOOLEST Henchling around! The only way to prove that to Master Goatfist is by BEATING DOWN EVERYONE!

And I mean EVERYONE!

ESPECIALLY YOU!

URB OFF!!!

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