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It was a dark and stormy night...really, it was!

I was doing my normal nightshift job when suddenly, lightning struck my forklift. KAZOWIE!!!!!!!!! Now I was doing 100x the normal speed on the machine, but the steering wheel was fused.

Realizing that the machine was about to hit the wall, without thinking, I jumped off the machine, ran around behind it and disconnected the power. Then I lifted the machine until it stopped moving.

Wait a minute...I don't remember being able to lift a forklift. Or being that fast, either.

I don't think the company's health benefits cover this.