Story Time
WOW...how did my might increase so fast? AN ALPACA!...how did that get there? Man I must of been out of it last night. LOOK AT ITS JIGGLY BUTT! Anyway...
It's story time boi's
Wanna know why i wanna fight the Mayor? It went down like this. One day i was walking down a dark alley of urbanville and i told myself, "this place needs change". So i asked urbanville to show me a sign. Suddenly a bright light appeared at the end of the alley so i ran to it knowing this was my sign. Once i reached the end of the alley, i found out it was nothing but the Mayor's bald head reflecting off a street light. As soon as i got my breath back, the Mayor asked me "got a dollar mac?". That was the day i knew i had seen the face of evil.
P.S. Mayor, the mockery won't stop until our battle
25 centimeters mayan...
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By the way
Everybody in my arch enemy list is a speedo boi. They became this by going through a process I put upon them which I won't explain. At the end all of them admitted to being speedo bois (they love speedos). I didn't think they'd actually do it but they did... ask them.
