The Intro...
You wanted the funk. I can tell. Well that funk has lead you to me! *winks*
Hey Homey,
The name is Afro_Chic (not pronounced chick) and I'm the Mistress of Funk in Urbanville. What does that mean? Well I keep it funky 24-7.
That's a lot of funk to keep to myself, so I chose to spread it to my homeys!
I am an administrator, hence the body, but I was once a player, so expect to see me in the forums having fun with my friends and laying down a verbal stompin' on suckas who try to challenge me! (I also have an undefeated Forum Master title to uphold! lol)
So if you have any questions, concerns or if ya just want to kick it, drop me an urbogram, invite me to a battle, or stop by my places, The Office of Funk (in the Hero Forum) or The Hep Cat Chill Spot (located in the Art's District).
Well, I guess it's time for me to end this, I got funky things to do!
Keep it Funky!
Afro_Chic
The Mistress of Funk
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(And now a word from Preston, her sidekick)
Ey Yo!
Sup, Urbanville! My name is Preston a.k.a. P-Tone! I just wanted to give a holla to all da ladies in Urbanville! Especially my girl Irene! Hey sexy ma! To all you chump wereboys who think you're me, lemme me say ya wrong! I'm irreplaceable, son! Cuz I'm fine, lean, and I makes all the girlies SCREAM!
*howls* Ya know ya liked it!
*flips a backwards peace sign*
Keep it real!
Preston B. Wereboy
10 ThingsThat I Learned from Urbanville (the remix)
10 ThingsThat I Learned from Urbanville (the remix)
10. Mods are either loved or hated. Loved, if they are deleting something that a member asked them to deleted. Hated if they deleted that member's post.
9. No matter how much they try to prevent it, people's personal lives often play a major role in their character play.
8. JuicyFruit is undoubtedly the most lovable yet CRAZY person on the site! Tee hee!
7. Your real friends not only stick close to you, but they have the guts to tell you when you've done something wrong.
6. No matter how many times you hear, "We do this for the kids," people don't care especially if it kills their own fun.
5. Training passes and assaults keep members engaged and playing.
4. One should never expect the entire site to participate in a contest...Like EVER! lol
3. When you're at your wits end...Someone new comes along and reminds you why you're here and why you do what you do. *smiles*
2. People often act like crack heads. They aren't willing to take the blame for their own actions and when called on said actions, they try to create ways to blame their problems on another person.
And the number 1 Thing That I Learned from Urbanville is:
1. This place would make an insane asylum look normal! *giggles*
Dream Team!
Team 1:
J_Trane
MrAnderson
Soul_Corruptor
Afro_Chic
Team 2:
Goatfist
> MrAnderson attacked GoatFist and did 219 damage.
J_TRANE: Cold for GF...
Afro_Chic: WORD!
> Evil Eye zaps GoatFist BAM! That's gonna hurt in the morning! GoatFist loses 713 health.
> GoatFist is down!
> The battle has ended. Team 1 won!
> URBO WARS SUMMARY
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> J_TRANE earns 4 points for the Nomads in UrboWars
> J_TRANE received 250000 Urbos!
> Soul_Corruptor earns 4 points for the Villains in UrboWars
> Soul_Corruptor received 250000 Urbos!
> Afro_Chic earns 4 points for the Nomads in UrboWars
> Afro_Chic received 250000 Urbos!
> MrAnderson earns 4 points for the Nomads in UrboWars
> MrAnderson received 250000 Urbos!
BOO YAH!
Affy Facts
Here's some quick facts about me:
* I am the co-founder of the Beatnik group, Funk-Ahhh-Delic ALT.
* I'm sassy Chica! I also have the tendency to dabble in the occasional mischievous activities.
* I'm very passionate about everything I do. (You should see me brush my teeth)
* Preston, my sidekick, is the smoothest wereboy in Urbanville. Watch out ladies, he'll try to charm you!
* I have my own family. Surfer_Chick, is my daughter. Breaker, is my son. I had a sister but she is M.I.A. and I won't mention her name until she comes back.
* Iron_Pants is my baby's daddy.
* J_Trane is an annoying person. Stop pullin' my hair! :-P
* Zeebrat is cute when he wants to be.
* My LHM is a hot piece of manflesh! *whistles*
* Some people have special nicknames from me. That's because they are awesome. Other people, I just shorten your names cuz I don't feel like typing it. lol
* I've made some good friends on this site. Good enough to usher their friendship into real world stats. *smiles*
* Love_Child is my girl!
* I'm allergic to all brands of soy milk except for one. Go figure. lol
* The_Legal_Eagle WAS my arch-nemesis. I fired him on February 8, 2008.
* My sidekicks are called Preston, Penelope, Phili and Punki, Prescott, Peanut, and Precious.
* Unlike 50 cent...You WON'T find me at a club. I prefer house parties or hangin' with my peeps in artsy places.
* I've mastered many accents. The Valley girl and British accents are my favorite.
* Under_Cover_Brotha freaked me out when he first joined. I thought someone had a double account and was using it to make fun of the way I talk. Imagine my surprise when I found out he was real...And like me! (Be safe, Kindred)
* Surfey gets her cuteness from Iron's side of the family (he didn't want me to tell you that).
* Iron really likes it when I call him Panties. He just won't admit it to you all. lol
* Lavvy, El, Kali, goddess, jrs, and crazy have been there for me during some bad situations. They rock my world!
* J_Trane, Iron, Slimthugga, and MrA all know what it's like when I get mad. *shivers* It ain't pretty. Just ask them.
* ElSid, DeBug, and the Mayor are some chill cats.
* JenQ is my she-ro!
* There's more to add...I'm just tired at the moment. *falls asleep* lol
